The Goth Night

19/04/2026

URL: The Goth Night

this is a fun post about how People Who Are Good At Clubbing (ie, they can say “that’s a trick I learned in Berlin”) go clubbing.

Step 1, spend afternoon sleeping. If at work, nap for like 3 hours as soon as you get back. Leave around midnight(!!), okay here we’re leaving around 22:00 lmao.

apparently they keep an eyeliner pen in their bag for exactly this occasion (last minute notice goth clubbing). I admire the commitment, and also being able to afford an eyeliner pen that works that reliably.

Loops are good! Apparently. Look after ur hearing, kids.

How to become a regular at a hip+cool club bar:

  1. Go at the same time each time
  2. Go to the same bar each time
  3. Be nice to people

We get back in, and to the stage! I start flying around, stomping, whirling, jumping, waving, reaching for the sky. The music moves me, and I can’t but answer.

I’m really looking forward to the parties/raves at EMF.

Apparently there are two types of dancing:

  1. An autonomous response to music
  2. Flirting

I do a lot of the former. With my arms and legs!